Ok I got what seemed a nice present from my fiancée: an RPi 3 for retro gaming. Not so nice in reality. Caveat: I've been using, building, and modding computers since 1991. I'm not an expert, least of all using Linux machines, but I know enough to fix an out of the box problem.
Right, I got the Canakit from Amazon, USB Micro SD adapter included. That didn't work. Fine. I've never had this problem out of the box, but cool. I'm a rational human animal. I like problem solving. I'm sure there's a legitimate reason why RPi designers insist on using Micro SD tech vs. USB flash, but this seems like an area for improvement. Not really for me, but for the target market of people who otherwise don't have another option for a computer. Just a thought.
I proceeded to buy an extra of each part (extra Pi, extra power adapter, 2 extra Micro SD adapters, 3 Micro SD cards, extra HDMI cable), and have tried every variation with the above, to no avail. I've reloaded the SD cards (which two different MBPs have read and loaded with no problems), using multiple loaders (ApplePi Baker, RPi-sd card builder, Pi Filler) and I've tried Raspbian, NOOBS, and RetroPie.
Having done my due diligence, I'm at the end of my rope. One week and nothing but a solid red LED. Am I missing something so glaringly obvious? May I please have some help from someone? I'm tempted to return these toys and but a laptop from one of the evil corporations. Thank you very much in advance, for understanding my irritation, and for helping as well. Happy New Years!