I always love the Paddy and Murphy jokes …
Paddy and Murphy are on holiday in Arizona when they walk into a bar and hear the barman angrily shouting, "A bunch of red Indians just came in here, broke the place up, and stole lots of my money. If anyone brings me the head of a red Indian I will pay them $10,000!"
With the reward in mind Paddy and Murphy exit sharply and begin their hunt for a red Indian. After a short while they see one sitting on his horse at the top of a ravine. Paddy throws a large stone, knocking the Indian off the horse, and tumbling to the bottom of the ravine
Both of them scramble to the bottom, Paddy pulls out his trusty axe and begins to chop away! Moments later Murphy shouts, "This is not good. I think you should stop!"
Paddy reminds him about the reward for the head of the Indian and continues to chop away. Again, Murphy interrupts with a worried voice, "No, really ... You should stop!"
Paddy, getting frustrated by Murphy turns around and looks up, only to see, at the top of the ravine, they are both surrounded by two hundred red Indians
Paddy gasps, "Oh Murphy, we are going to be millionaires!!"