Who the heck is the deranged, apparently not just sleep-deprived, but sanity-challenged in-DUH-vidual who has been impersonating me in this and a number of other threads? If I ever figure out who he is and meet him in a dark alley ...
"This thread is brought to you by the folks in the sparkling white coats from the National Schizophrenia Society. Remember, schizophrenia is the disease where you're never really alone! We now return you to your life, already in progress."
The envelope, please ... and the award for the ability to use Google to actually travel back in time goes to ... John Beetem! Beetem? Why I hardly even know him! Yes, Bunky, things haven't just gone from bad to worse, they've entered Dante's Inferno, where there is a ring reserved just for rabid Pi fans, those suffering from extreme Piety
I guess the next logical step is a "reality" TV show, right? Where am I ever going to find a bevy of beauties so sexy as to be able to offset my sorry countenance, though? They also have to be at least as insane as me collectively as there's no way any single other person could possibly be as looney as moi, although I have heard late night talk show jokes that suggest that may not be quite accurate. Besides, how am I going to fit in a TV? Even the biggest ones diagonally are so skinny in depth that I could go on a cardboard and water diet and still not fit. I tell ya, life out here on The Bleeding Edge makes one want to be a cut-up, if not just a cut-out character.
Ummm ... what did I come in here for, anyway?
The best things in life aren't things ... but, a Pi comes pretty darned close!
"Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire." -- W.B. Yeats
In theory, theory & practice are the same - in practice, they aren't!!!