When is....

[roelfrenkema]

....the release date for the raspberrypi and where can I Pre-order 10 pcs. Can I become reseller in Oesbekistan? What is the discount when buying more then 2? What colors are available. Will it come with windows 8? Can I build it into my microwave to watch movies on XBMC while waiting for my chew to get ready? Can I overclock it to 10 Mhz?

[bredman]

Release date was yesterday.

You can pre-order anything you like.

We already have 287 official resellers in Oesbekistan, but we welcome you too.

90% discount if you by more than 2.

65536 different colours are available.

Windows 8 comes pre-loaded on a 256MB SD card.

It has special shielding to allow use within microwave ovens.

Please use liquid helium cooling if clocking above 1Mhz.

[hyuecn]

I've looked on the website but can't find where to order

Do you have a link?

hehe

[bredman]

Oh dear.

I forgot the <sarcasm> and </sarcasm> markers.

[hyuecn]

Or to check the blank area beneath my post!

[hyuecn]

sorry double post

[Lynbarn]

hyuecn said:


I've looked on the website but can't find where to order

Do you have a link?

hehe


Try "shop"

[RaTTuS]

[Joefish]

Put some trousers on, it's a family site...

[n3tw0rk5]

Is it edible, can I eat more than one at once, is it self heating, does it stain clothes??

Mebbe this thread should be in off topic, or create a new section called "Very bored and have access to the net"

[hyuecn]

n3tw0rk5 said:


Is it edible, can I eat more than one at once, is it self heating, does it stain clothes??

Mebbe this thread should be in off topic, or create a new section called "Very bored and have access to the net"


Would an egg being cooked in a geothermal pool count as an answer to the first line? It''s the only picture I have that comes close to being the answer

[roelfrenkema]

I disagree there is strong evidence that 'when is the release date' questions belong into General. At least they seem to prosper there I did give off-topic thought but considering all ....

And sure I am bored, not to mention the lame finger from pressing refresh in the shop screen. Can anybody be sued for that?

[n3tw0rk5]

You'll get a blister and wear that f5 key out if your not carefull

[Lynbarn]

roelfrenkema said:


....the release date for the raspberrypi and where can I Pre-order 10 pcs. Can I become reseller in Oesbekistan? What is the discount when buying more then 2? What colors are available. Will it come with windows 8? Can I build it into my microwave to watch movies on XBMC while waiting for my chew to get ready? Can I overclock it to 10 Mhz?



Of course, there are 10,000 Pi's in batch one. That number is fixed. There are currently 9,281 members on this forum. That number is climbing. As soon as the numbers match...

[spurious]

I need mine to be delivered waterproof, as I live in Atlantis. can you arrange this for me?

at no extra cost of course!

and does it come in a range of colours?

obviously it has VGA output that's the video format of the future!

[mdewey]

bredman said:


Release date was yesterday.

You can pre-order anything you like.

We already have 287 official resellers in Oesbekistan, but we welcome you too.

90% discount if you by more than 2.

65536 different colours are available.

Windows 8 comes pre-loaded on a 256MB SD card.

It has special shielding to allow use within microwave ovens.

Please use liquid helium cooling if clocking above 1Mhz.



You forgot the VGA port

[hyuecn]

spurious said:


I need mine to be delivered waterproof, as I live in Atlantis. can you arrange this for me?

at no extra cost of course!

and does it come in a range of colours?

obviously it has VGA output that's the video format of the future!


You'll want model C

Apparently that is waterproof and already on sale

[n3tw0rk5]

I need mine with matching optics to dispense various spirits in time of need ( no not ghostbuster style but if it's included i'll take it)

Actually that would be a cool project.

[spurious]

n3tw0rk5 said:


I need mine with matching optics to dispense various spirits in time of need ( no not ghostbuster style but if it's included i'll take it)

Actually that would be a cool project.


You are obsessed with booze!.. I like it!  lol

Make mine a double!

[Joefish]

It seems some people only post here because they want to take the Pis…*

(*I hereby apologise if this is an old joke around here, but I've only just signed up too )

[spurious]

Joefish said:


It seems some people only post here because they want to take the Pis…*

(*I hereby apologise if this is an old joke around here, but I've only just signed up too )


I would image that some may take umbrage at that statement, but I ate all the Pis and have a thick skin!  ;)

[MINKIN2]

Will there be a surgical grade silicon close-to-surface enclosure for the r-Pi?

My project involves in creating a scrotal incision for a sub-dermal implant for what I intend to use as a Robo-Cod (piece). Now my only problem is finding a suitable interface for an external RJ45 port?

I already have a unique design for the HDMI socket

[dayes]

Sorry do not know English very well, but try to do well. This is my first post ,

well, in [[Modded by Liz to remove Cooking Hacks link - I'm buggered if they're going to get any SEO love from us]] a few days ago they sold a raspberry board for 35 €, this is 45 dollars more or less, and they anoncied that they has the board about middle of febrary.

I am waching in this moment the web and they clean the time for buy and price????

Ummm, i don´t know if I am right, but I think it's too much that they want win…

well, i am waiting for buy the raspberry.

[RaTTuS]

they have not sold any yet -

they will not get any until the foudation get some  -

they will have them after 

http://www.raspberrpi.com has them

http://www.raspberrypi.com is the only place you can get them from for a couple of months at least

you can post that you want one on thier list but you may be better off trying the offical links

[spurious]

dayes said:


Sorry do not know English very well, but try to do well. This is my first post ,

well, in [[Cooking Hacks link removed by Liz]] a few days ago they sold a raspberry board for 35 €, this is 45 dollars more or less, and they anoncied that they has the board about middle of febrary.

I am waching in this moment the web and they clean the time for buy and price????

Ummm, i don´t know if I am right, but I think it's too much that they want win…

well, i am waiting for buy the raspberry.


Don't buy from anywhere but this site dayes. That other site is just trying to make a quick buck and they would have to buy from here first anyway.

This thread is a spoof, as we are trying to wile away the days waiting for the boards to be available.

Good luck!