OK, who was supposed to organize this thing? Where are the endless lines/queues for entering venues, obtaining transportation, acquiring food, arranging for the handling of waste products, etc., etc.,etc., never mind actual competitive events for wich various medals made of differing metals can be awarded?
I'm only being half-facetious - I think we may have missed a "golden" opportunity to run our own Raspberry Pilympiad in parallel to the minor traffic annoyance currently strangling Jolly Olde London Towne. However, it's not too late, we still have a few hours to steal the limelight from the multi-billion Dollar/Pound/Euro extravaganza that the IOC has conveniently arranged for us to emulate.
What Pilympiad challenges can we hastily pose for our young mathletes and scientechs to overcome? I'm sure Pythagoras and his fermented-grape drinking buddies left something interesting for them to ponder and pounce upon programmatically. Let the games begin ... as soon as we figure out what they are and what rules apply! Hey, there are worse things we could spend the next two weeks doing, like watching Simonized Car Washing and similarly-ridiculous "camp"etitions on 4,732 cable, satellite, and Internet video channels!
Perhaps programming a rousing game of 3-D virtual "goodminton", anyone?