Lol- The joking thread

[ChanceOf_Pi]

Pete and repeat sat on a wall, pete fell off.

Who was left?

[BMS Doug]

Pete and repeat sat on a wall, pete fell off.

Who was left?

Who was left?

Who was left?

Who was left?

[boyoh]

Why didn't the quantum particle cross the road?






Because he was probably already on both sides.

Because it was a SHORT cut

[piglet]

Alright this is one I heard from my math teacher to help us remember sine, cosine, and tangent.
Instead of soh cah toa, it's
Some
Old
Hippie,
Caught
Another
Hippie,
Trippin
On
Acid
And yes that was told in high school Geometry . I will say we learned it better that way.

The one we were taught is:
"Some Old Hag Cracked All Her Teeth On Apples".
It works. I still remember it over 300 years later

"The Old Arab Sat On His Camel And Howled" was what we were taught. Maybe Political Correctness did for that version.

[rurwin]

Alright this is one I heard from my math teacher to help us remember sine, cosine, and tangent.
Instead of soh cah toa, it's
Some
Old
Hippie,
Caught
Another
Hippie,
Trippin
On
Acid
And yes that was told in high school Geometry . I will say we learned it better that way.

The one we were taught is:
"Some Old Hag Cracked All Her Teeth On Apples".
It works. I still remember it over 300 years later

"The Old Arab Sat On His Camel And Howled" was what we were taught. Maybe Political Correctness did for that version.

There are regional versions too. I was taught "Selly Oak Hospital can always have the ordinary accidents."

A friend from Solihul recounted learning the points of the compass as "Never Enter Smiths Wood," which was good advice at the time although urban regeneration has been going on and the tower blocks have been demolished and parks built.

[jlukanc]

What happens when win10 errqbscigciuecgeiucbfwneijdscgfwdigsijfgsdkj sdguhvghkdgnqiu3yr9723t578tr78er679db gsdhgvfei


/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
START MEMORY DUMP
target boot.dll tried to run winX.dll
Bluescreen.exe has stopped running
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/

[Malman35]

What did the grandpa say right before he kicked the bucket?
"Hmm, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"

What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A Roman Catholic.

[simonecallahan]

what is this dude.. people also enjoying with this tread . nd members also replies really nice this

[EimGhey]

How many people with aspergers does it take to change light bulb....


You better wait for a little while in the dark cuz they need to figure it out....

[r3d4]

Medical science 2016 :



Medical science 110AD :
In 1100 AD a writer described effective method of seizure control ( mostly unavalable in 2016 , AKA civilization 2.0 )

[paulie]

I've heard that the Government wants to ban Roman Numerals...

NOT ON MY WATCH!!!

[rurwin]

A linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.

"ephedrine?"
"I can't serve you that."
"sudoephedrine"
"There you go"

[Laurens-wuyts]

Some wise words

[r3d4]

"How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task
and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question."

[r3d4]

[Malman35]

Yup

I heard this joke a while back and got a good laugh out of it.
There were three american soldiers on a ship and there was a big storm. The ship sank and only the three soldiers survived. They swam to the shore of an island relieved to make it to land. They then found out that the island was infested with cannibals! They all tried to hid but one of them got caught. As the two other soldiers watched from behind the brush, the chief of the cannibals walked up and said to the soldier who got caught.
"You have one last wish! Then we will cook you in this big pot, eat you and use your skin for a canoe!"
So the soldier asked for a knife and for the best warrior in the tribe to bring it to him. When the warrior brought the knife he took threw it at the warrior jumped in the pot and said "I die for America!"
The next soldier got caught a few weeks later and the same thing was said to him and he requested the same thing except he wanted a small knife instead. The best warrior brought the knife and the soldier took it, threw it at the warrior and then jumped in the pot and said. "I die for America!" A month later the last soldier was caught. The chief came and asked him what his last wish was and he said. "I would like a fork" The chief replied. "A fork? You no want no big knife? You no want no small knife?" The soldier just simply replied "Yes I want a fork and I want you to bring it to me"
So the chief brought him the fork curious as to what he was going to do. The soldier took the fork and began poking himself and said. "So much for your canone!"

[r3d4]

Dont forget to upgrade !
To linux

[r3d4]

I wonder which will come first
Google's driverless cars
or
Google's doctorless medicine?

[r3d4]

[mikerr]

Always amuses me that 2 of the 3 R's don't begin with R ...

Reading
wRriting
aRithmetic

[jlukanc]

Dont forget to upgrade !
To linux

saw this XD isn't windows great?

[boyoh]

If a Centerpied a pint How much would a Precipice

A SHEAR DROP

[RaTTuS]

[Snze]

server

farmers

Love it! This would make a great desktop background, if a higher res version was available? Google Image Search tells me it's by Tatsuya Tanaka, but can't find me one big enough

To save being o/t: "In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?"

[Heater]

What did the constipated mathematician do to solve his problem?

He worked out on paper with a pencil.