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Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:37 am

Mandrewpi wrote:Earlier today my teacher was wondering why my books were on my head, I replied " I am learning by osmosis." ;)
c.f. Osmosis : Diffusion

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Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:45 pm

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Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:36 pm

Food fight in the physics dept:

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Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:23 am

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows!
Their amazing! They are making head lines everywhere! :lol:

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Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:59 am

Malman35 wrote:Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows!
Their amazing! They are making head lines everywhere! :lol:
:lol:

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Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:29 am

rurwin wrote:Image
Well, I recognize almost all of them :lol:

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Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:53 am

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Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:21 pm

rurwin wrote:Image
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Whats with the flowerpot?
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Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:31 pm

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Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:31 am

:lol: :roll: ...

Did you hear about the magic tractor ? ... it turned into a field :P



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Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:02 am

DougieLawson wrote:Why didn't the quantum particle cross the road?






Because he was probably already on both sides.
We dont want you faster than light particles in here........

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Re: Lol- The joking thread

Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:48 am

blaablaaguy wrote:
rurwin wrote:Image
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Whats with the flowerpot?
I know I thought the same thing!

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Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:07 am

Malman35 wrote:
blaablaaguy wrote: Whats with the flowerpot?
I know I thought the same thing!
I think the point is that HTML is not a programming language. A web page is not a program, and therefore its analogy is not an essay.

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Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:44 am

rurwin wrote: I think the point is that HTML is not a programming language. A web page is not a program, and therefore its analogy is not an essay.
The addition of CSS , apparently adds some ambiguity to that statment :lol:
/questions/is-css-turing-complete
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Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:30 am

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Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:50 am

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Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:35 am

Alright this is one I heard from my math teacher to help us remember sine, cosine, and tangent.
Instead of soh cah toa, it's
Some
Old
Hippie,
Caught
Another
Hippie,
Trippin
On
Acid
And yes that was told in high school Geometry :|. I will say we learned it better that way.
A computer is only as smart as its programmer. ;)

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Re: Lol- The joking thread

Fri Mar 11, 2016 6:34 am

Mandrewpi wrote:Alright this is one I heard from my math teacher to help us remember sine, cosine, and tangent.
Instead of soh cah toa, it's
Some
Old
Hippie,
Caught
Another
Hippie,
Trippin
On
Acid
And yes that was told in high school Geometry :|. I will say we learned it better that way.
The one we were taught is:
"Some Old Hag Cracked All Her Teeth On Apples".
It works. I still remember it over 300 years later :)

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Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:11 am

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Re: Lol- The joking thread

Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:13 am

^^ still how i feel about these

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Re: Lol- The joking thread

Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:47 pm

Me:Make me a sand witch
Server:No.
Me: sudo make me a sand witch.
Server: OK.


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how to fix Linux

rmdir / -f

have fun >:D
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Re: Lol- The joking thread

Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:33 am

r3d4 wrote:server
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farmers
ahh, i love this.

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Re: Lol- The joking thread

Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:07 am

jlukanc wrote:Me:Make me a sand witch
Server:No.
Me: sudo make me a sand witch.
Server: OK.


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how to fix Linux

rmdir / -f

have fun >:D
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