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Re: Strippers

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:45 pm
by MDC
I got bored and remembered this name game to find out your stripper name and thought it would be a laugh to find out what everyone's was.

You take your first pets name and the first part of your street name that has some personal significance (e.g first house lived in) and put them together to create a name.

Mines Alfie Ashdown

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:01 am
by ukscone
the first ones i remember mean mine is

Rosencrantz Cranfield

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:05 am
by riggsre
Scotty Christy - Pretty dull

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:05 am
by liz
Woffles Knoll. I don't think any stripper with that name would be likely to get much work.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:10 am
by riggsre
ukscone said:


the first ones i remember mean mine is

Rosencrantz Cranfield


You had a pet named "Rosencrantz"?

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:10 am
by tzj
Ben Westwood sounds freakin" awesome!

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:44 am
by kng_Goonie
KIT 4239........ i'm confused

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:44 am
by kng_Goonie
KIT 4239........ i'm confused

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:44 am
by ukscone
riggsre said:


ukscone said:


the first ones i remember mean mine is

Rosencrantz Cranfield


You had a pet named "Rosencrantz"?


Yes

Rosencrantz Guildenstern WGP

Rosencrantz or Rosie for short. he was the first pet, a guinea pig, that was actually mine. The upto 48 cats at any one time, the rabbits, hamsters, gerbils, dogs, fish and sisters belonged to other people.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:46 am
by ukscone
liz said:


Woffles Knoll.


That's just outside Peterborough isn't it?

Re: Strippers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:59 am
by riggsre
kng_Goonie said:


KIT 4239........ i'm confused


Street NAME, not street NUMBER... You buy 'em shoes and send 'em to school and...

Just kidding - Ha good one.

Answer = (9 + 11)

If Answer +=19:

Print ("Wrong!")

Else    Print ("Right")

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:08 am
by Jessie
In that case mine would be "Aussie Rangeview"  not very stripper like.  I think something like "Rusty Manhammer" sounds cooler, or "The Destroyer."

Anyway kinda releated I have a decent stripper story... About 3 or 4 years agao someone I know was comming back from Iraq, and he wanted to have a party with strippers.  So my other friends GF wanted to pick them out.  So we gave her the money and she shopped around, and somehow decided that ordering the cheapest girls in the phone book was the best idea.  Cutting to the chase... the girls arrived that night and you can imagine what the cheapest avalible looked like.  They walked in and were kinda shocked by all the people in the room, and one of the two looks and me and says "I'm guessing none of you people really want to have sex with me?  That you wanted actual strippers."  Yes, she ordered us prostitutes.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:20 am
by SeanD
Not sure mine works that well - Ben Guilsborough

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:32 am
by Skygod
Scruffy Hazel

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:21 am
by Jongoleur
Snuff Derwent

But that sounds more like a minor gangster to me...

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:41 am
by barnaby
Hamstring boxcube baconrind orchard.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:48 am
by Andre_P
Hmmm I think we should get Liz to decide but I can't make my mind up

Patch Baker

Patch Clayhill

I somehow feel Clayhill would maybe more attractive to the population that require a male stripper but I have yet to do the market research.Kind of provides images of leather chaps, bandana's, cowboy hat and a very large six shooter.

Best Regards

Andre (aka 'Stud Muffin') P

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:48 am
by E
Lucky Cottage, which sounds like a bizarre innuendo.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:52 am
by walney
Shouldn't this be in the Charcutiers of the World Unite thread?

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:31 pm
by rurwin
Sheba Bells

I don't think I'd get many bookings.

But not as bad as SWMBO, who comes out as Sooty Goff.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:42 pm
by Jongoleur
rurwin said:


Sheba Bells

I don"t think I"d get many bookings.

But not as bad as SWMBO, who comes out as Sooty Goff.



I dunno - I had this mental image of the compere of "The Good Old Days" announcing you:

~ audience background

And now for your delight, nay, your pulchritudinous DELICITATION!

Sheba Bells!!!

~ Band strikes up "As I was walking in the park one day" against a background of cheers and rising excitement...

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:43 pm
by TheSparky
Hmmm, I'm now going to have to be known as 'Snowy New'.

Re: Strippers

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:09 pm
by dawilson123
Fiver Meadow. It actually sounds like it could be a stripper's or hooker's name.