I have found what I am looking for, and am happy. And I do not endorse piracy. I had totally forgotten it had Sacha Distel in it too.
Speaking of the mangling of languages in song, what about Muse's I Belong to You (Mon coueur s'ouvre a ta voix)? Now, I LOVE Muse. I've been to see them in concert twice, and I experienced a twinge of jealousy when Matt Bellamy started dating Kate Hudson. But the way he sings the French in that song still makes me cringe and hunt for the fast forward button.
Jane Birkin's French never made me feel like that. Brigitte Bardot's English (or whatever the hell it is), though, in Gainsbourg's Comic Strip, is another thing entirely. Des CLIP! CRAP! des BANG! des VLOP! et des ZIP! SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!
I recommend a swift download if you've not heard it before. It's like nothing else.
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