[just emailed this to a few people but thought everyone might like a bit of a laugh ]
i had to go to the launderette today and is my normal process I read my nook outside on a bench while the clothes are washing and drying. (if i actually stayed in the launderette i'd be serving multiple life sentences for murder as the people in there are so aggravating but that's another story)
Everything was normal while the clothes were washing so I put them in the drier and went back outside to read while the clothes were on their 40minute dry cycle.
so there i am minding my own business when i hear someone calling "sweetie, excuse me sweetie" so against my better judgement i look up and a woman comes up to me with a dollar billing her hand and says "excuse me but do you have a dollars change? 4 quarters?"
so i put my hand in my pocket and say "yes" and start to take them out and she says "oh great, thank you oh i don't mean i'll give you a dollar for them i just want you to give me a dollar!"