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Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:49 am
by bradburts
Merry christmas all.
Lets recylce the best (worse) of the christmas crackers.
Q) How does king wenceslas like his pizza?
A) Deep and crisp and even!
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:07 am
by bradburts
Q) What do angry mice send each other at christmas?
A) Cross-mouse cards.....
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:44 pm
by bradburts
Hey come on and add some.......
Q) How do you know if a snowman has been sleeping in your bed?
A) The sheets are wet....
I can go much lower if you force me.......
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 2:39 pm
by Warringer
*forces Bradburts*
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:23 pm
by bradburts
OK, forum related then....
Q) Why do u-boot commanders make good programmers?
A) Because they have a good sub routine.
You were warned
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:56 pm
by riffraff
EH GAWD!!! Eat too many sweets on Christmas Eve and you wake up in Laffy-Taffy Hell!
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:01 pm
by Prometheus
I can't contribute anything, alas, because for whatever reason my crackers only had crap word puzzles in them - no jokes at all!
Re: Christmas cracker recyling
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:11 pm
by bradburts
lol
Q) What is an IG?
A) Its an eskimo house without a toilet.
(I will let this thread die after Xmas, so don't worry)