trogper
Posts: 10
Joined: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:37 am

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:32 pm

I will start with this one:
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

xen
Posts: 15
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:53 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:20 pm

in motherland Russia, clown throws YOU at pie? :P

obarthelemy
Posts: 1399
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:53 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:30 pm

...I ... have... nothing. Unless we're allowed Pee jokes ?

User avatar
Montekuri
Posts: 449
Joined: Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:26 pm
Contact: Website

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:31 pm

That will very shameful, I know....

Someone drank a lot of raspberry juice. What did he do after it?
- Raspberry :(

xen
Posts: 15
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:53 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:25 pm

you hear about the raspberry that crashed his car? made a right jam!

nvoid82
Posts: 18
Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:07 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:08 pm

If you overclock your pi and bake it, will it taste delicious?

xen
Posts: 15
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:53 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:07 pm

woman walks into the doctors with a raspberry up her ***, doctor says 'i got some cream for that'.

gbl08ma
Posts: 36
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:54 pm
Contact: Website

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:32 pm

Quote from Montekuri on November 11, 2011, 18:31
That will very shameful, I know....

Someone drank a lot of raspberry juice. What did he do after it?
- Raspberry :(

[Un]fortunately, with English accent, "Raspberry Pi" is not pronounced as "Raspberry Pee"... that would allow for a lot more jokes.
Such jokes will only work with people that pronounce 'pi' as 'pee' (e.g. my friends) :)

trogper
Posts: 10
Joined: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:37 am

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:14 pm

fortunately, its pronounced as "pie"


E
Posts: 143
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:30 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:35 pm

A man walks into a bakers and goes up to the counter.

"Excuse me baker, it's my sisters birthday soon, and I was wondering if you could make a special birthday pie for her?"

"Certainly sir" replied the baker, as he was a very nice and accommodating baker.

"It's a bit of an unusal request though" said the man.

"We pride ourself on customer service here sir, so I am sure we will be able to make any pie you would like" repiled the baker.

"Ok" said the man "Well firstly she is a very keen woodworker, so some sort of woodworking tool depicted on the top would be nice."

"No problem at all" said the baker.

"And secondly, and this may seem a bit strange, but I'd like the filling to made of french hats."

"Certainly" replied the baker.

The man looked rather surprised. He had expected this odd request to completely flummox the baker, who looked totally at ease with his unusual choice of pie filling.

And so the man continued "And lastly, she's allergic to lots of artificial colourings, E numbers, preservatives, that sort of thing, so it all has to be organic."

"We never use any E numbers in any of our pies" said the baker.

"Well tha'ts really excellent!" said the man. "I'm very impressed! When can I come back and pick it up?"

"Actually" said the baker "I think a batch of them have just come out the oven... I'll just go and see..."

The man looked completely amazed. But how could this be possible?!

The baker, who had now turned around and walked to the back of the shop, stuck his head round the door to the kitchens and called out "Hey, are those Rasp-beret Pi's out the oven yet?"

(I could possibly be avoiding doing a large pile of washing up ;-) )

User avatar
Davespice
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator
Posts: 1662
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:06 pm
Location: The Netherlands
Contact: Twitter

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:05 am

I've only now seen this thread. Does anyone remember a sketch the two Ronnies did called "The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town" ?

I remember being doubled over laughing at this as a kid;

Josh
Posts: 114
Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:08 pm
Contact: Website

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:08 pm

Quote from trogper on November 12, 2011, 12:14
fortunately, its pronounced as "pie"
I pronounce it as "Raspberry Pee Eye". Why do I do that?!!

toxibunny
Posts: 1382
Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:21 pm

Re: Jokes related to Raspberry Pi

Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:28 pm

Re: OP: *Groan*...

Well played, sir.
note: I may or may not know what I'm talking about...

Return to “Off topic discussion”