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by r3d4 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:06 am
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Start @ >Have you got any experince with GNU/Linux?
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by r3d4 » Tue May 02, 2017 11:55 am
"Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. "
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by DougieLawson » Tue May 02, 2017 5:27 pm
r3d4 wrote:"Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. "

Wrong way round. "Never trust a computer you can lift."
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by Heater » Tue May 02, 2017 9:32 pm
Quite so. I would sooner trust a computer that arrives on the back of an articulated lorry than these modern things that you can flush down the toilet.
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by peterlite » Wed May 03, 2017 2:50 am
A lorry can disappear down a sink hole. Never trust a computer that contains electrons!
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by r3d4 » Wed May 17, 2017 11:57 am
"If
the earth was flat
cats would have pushed
everything of it by now ..." -the internet
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by Heater » Wed May 17, 2017 6:05 pm
You mean like this:
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by paulie » Thu May 18, 2017 11:21 pm
Is it "Never lift more than you can eat",
Or " Never eat more than you can lift"?
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by BMS Doug » Fri May 19, 2017 7:23 am
paulie wrote:Is it "Never lift more than you can eat",
Or " Never eat more than you can lift"?

the one that I heard was: "Never eat anything bigger than your own head, unless it's Ice-cream."
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by Burngate » Fri May 19, 2017 10:17 am
Candy floss?


A.k.a. fairy floss, cotton candy
Machines invented in 1897 and 1921, both by dentists.
Being 99% pure sugar A.k.A. tooth-rot, you'd think they'd have known better.
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by BMS Doug » Fri May 19, 2017 3:02 pm
Burngate wrote:Candy floss?


A.k.a. fairy floss, cotton candy
Machines invented in 1897 and 1921, both by dentists.
Being 99% pure sugar A.k.A. tooth-rot, you'd think they'd have known better.


They knew that they were giving themselves work for as long as they wanted it.
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