Came across this awesome project. He's made it so when the Pi is plugged into a network it will phone home and allow him to access it from anywhere. You know for "tech support" reasons.
http://www.tunnelsup.com/tup/2013/05/08 ... ssh-tunnel
Think of it as evolution in action.If I drop this thing there doesn't seem to be anything preventing the PSU PCB from sliding up and shorting mains across the GPIO pins. Dead Pi, dead Noob.