@Scribe That's not very helpful, but clever none the less.
@Mard0 The definitive source is the online python documentation, but the best guide I've gone through and the one I'm using to learn Python myself is Dive into Python by Mark Pilgrim. I use python 3 here's the link for the Python3 version of the book.
I'm using Learn Python the Hard Way right now and it's pretty good but if it's not for you search for "Invent Your Own Computer Games with Python" and see if that helps. I like both but I'm still sticking with LPTHW for now.