No. They haven’t. What’s taking you all so long?
Alex has a cold
I felt it coming on last night. That heavy-headedness. The slight tickle in my throat. Blurry vision, sudden chills, a desperate need for snuggles. Colds can go from zero to a hundred within minutes, and then, no matter how much you hydrate, how early a night you get, or how much medication you take, you know you’re going to wake up feeling rough.
As I have done today.
So I turned to the internet
And I typed this…
And nothing came up. Nothing at all. I mean, I know you’re all busy living your best lives and all that, but c’mon, team — I was counting on at least one of you to have fixed this by now!
Somebody do something!
You’ve let me down, but I am going to give you all another chance to make amends.
In the comments below, or in reply to the social media posts on Facebook and Twitter about the publication of this blog post, I’d like you to invent a Raspberry Pi project that will aid me in getting over my cold.
It may be a robot that hands me a tissue, or one that rocks me to sleep. It could be an algorithm for predicting when I’ll next get sick based on certain factors such as climate, schedule, or my poor, vitamin-deprived diet.
It could even be a drone that will deliver my mother to my house whenever I need attention and a hug.
Whatever your invention, however wild and unlikely it seems, I want to hear about it. And the best ones will receive some stickers or something — whatever cool Raspberry Pi thingers I’ll find in my desk when I return to Pi Towers on Monday. #SuchPrepared #MuchProfessional #wow
And no, you don’t have to actually make the thing. Just tell me what it would do and, if you like, include pictures!
And while you’re all doing that…
I’m going to make another cup of tea and curl up on the sofa with She-Ra on Netflix. Ta!