I want a Gert board, but I'm not sure I'll be able to assemble it myself, either. I think that's half the reason I want one. To stretch and see if I can do it.
There are a couple of good videos out there, by Gert himself, showing how to do it. Apparently, if you've ever soldered before, you can do this. Have you given it a shot?
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